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Good morrow scoundrels of VP
I grant you mercy for thy attention. I am hither to address a very serious problem with the Pokémon community. lest I vomit, I profess that I am completely repulsed by the sheer amount of sexualised depictions of children that exists on this board. I has't a young daughter who is fond of Pokémon and as a father it maketh me depress'd that one day the lady wilt cometh across you disgusting fiends on the internet. My greatest fear is that my young maiden wilt fall victim to your whims and engage in abominable roleplay with your kin on deviantART. Thou art all the censure for this widespread phenomena.
What, pray telleth, causes a person to becometh sexually attracted to fictional little girls from a children's franchise? Shame on thee! Wherefore don't thou bethink of the children? if 't be true that thou art a furry, ye should verily be ashamed of thyself and seek professional guidance for thy mental illness. I wilt not alloweth thee wicked and depraved scoundrels to corrupt my daughter with such lewd depictions of Pokémon characters.
