>>42210122That's not pretentious, THIS is pretentious.
My daddy says that people like you are dirty and I shouldn't hang out with you. To be honest, he's quite right, I find you incredibly smelly and dirty. Hahaha, look at you smelly and dirty, I bet you are poor too. Is that true poor boy? I bet a poor boy like you has never eaten anything that isn't greasy or filled with sugar. How pathetic hahahaha, imagine going through life being dirty, smelly and poor. Here, I'll give you something smelly to eat. Yeah, its my paws. Eat my fucking smelly toes you peasent, you disgusting bug speck. Eh? Whats with that look? You actually LIKE eating my disgusting smelly dirty paws? Holy shit, you're such a pervert too! I bet you've never even kissed a girl have you? I can tell by the RAGING boner in your pants. Gross, you really think I'm going to kiss with your face covered in my foot sweat? No way, you're going to eat my ass. That's right, you're going to be my new seat. Don't look so smug, I'm going to turn your face into a glazed donut. Take a deep breath there furnitature because you aren't going to be able to breathe again for at least 5 minutes. I better not feel any tongue down there, or I'll push down harder on you. Heh heh, maybe I'll wiggle from time to time to get myself off.