>>45199482You don't understand, there's no time
He's actually a psychopathic yandere who's clinging to you more and more
If he finds out I'm even talking to you right now he'll-
...Oh. Oh no.
>*Lopunny enters the room, glimmering knife in hand.* "Well well well, seems like you're trying to steal my precious boyfriend. I can't have that now, can I?"
W-Wait Lopunny, I can explain, I- GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Lopunny mercilessly stabs them to death, crimson knife wounds gushing bright blood onto the floor as Weavile gasps and collapses, dead.*
"Now now, where were we, oh precious Trainer~?"