>>15234540http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1LkQngjv7ENow this is certainly a change of events, like honestly it's out of fucking no where. A hamster who definitely doesn't have the stats to even outspeed a Garchomp, let alone a Mega-Garchomp, is somehow starting to kick his ass.
What a twist, what a twist.
"Oh geez, my life is in the hands of a hamster, this has gotta me a new low for me....GO DEDENNE! MAKE SURE TO ALWAYS HIM IT WHERE IT HURTS THE MOST!"
"Denny, den, den~" the hamster prances in the most adorable way possible around Mega-Garchomp. The sandshark knows that he's circling him, he can hear him, that isn't the issue.
The issue is that he's too damn small to see.
"GAAAAAAAWRGH!" rapidly, he uses Dual Chop all around in hopes that one of his scythes will pierce the hamster like a roach, but he fails to come close each and everytime.
"Den, den, den, den, den, den, den, den, den!" the hamster pants as he keeps the gag up. His tactic is quite simple: wear Mega-Garchomp out so that he lay an enchanted dose of fairy-rape.
After circling the beast a number of times to get him off his game, the hamster skips up to his legs, "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! Ded, ded!" scavenging a blade of grass from nowhere, the hamster ties the sandshark's clunky legs together. He then makes for a hasty getaway.
Once far away enough to make for maximum damage, the hamster calls, "Deeedeeeeennnnneeeee~" he taunts, gesturing to him like a delicate little kitten.
Mega-Garchomp instantly snaps his head into the direction of the infuriating hamster. In no time does he try to make movement, but this proves to be a flaw. He trips on his legs, and falls face-flat on the ground for some pretty excellent damage.
Although panting and low on health, the Mega-Garchomp refuses to give in to such a tiny and weak competitor. He gets up and readies himself for anothrer round, "GAAAAAAARRRRRRR!"
>Don't give up!A) Use Giga Impact!
B) Use Dig!
C) Use Aerial Ace!
