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>Transfer to new elementary school
>playing red in the playground
>Group of kids come up and ask about my Pokemon
>"Yeah, you can't beat Timmy. Timmy's the master. Nobody can stand up against him."
>Ask them to introduce me to this "Timmy" character
>Some black kid with glasses who always wears a baseball cap
>Ask him for a battle
>He pulls out his link cable without asking questions
>He sends out Mewtwo as his first Pokemon
>Send out Chansey
>Crowd laughs
>Timmy asks if I brought the wrong team in
>He uses hyper beam
>I use counter
>Mewtwo ded
>"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how'd it survive? What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
>He sends in Raichu
>Softboil to recover, seismic toss his ass
>Raichu pissing out thunders that aren't doing anything and miss left and right
>Raichu ded
>Timmy gets serious
>Sends out Mew
>Light screen
>Mew tries shitting out psychics at me
>Eat eggs all day erryday and toss his ass
>Mew ded
>Zapdos comes out
>Drill peck
>Takes out my Channey
>"FINALLY!" The crowd yells
>Send out Articuno
>Realize I probably made a mistake in that Zapdos would probably be faster
>Decide to take the risk instead of switching to Onyx
>Zapdos missed Thunder
>Blizzard him
>Proceed to sweep the rest of his team with Blizzards
The crowd was calling for a rematch and saying I used gameshark on my Chansey because of how much pain it survived. After a few rematches with me using my other Pokemon to shut him down, they had no choice but to accept that I was the better player. I wasn't even that good, I just knew how powerful non-attacking moves like barrier, light screen, sand attack, and amnesia were. After I entered that school it became a standard to use those kinds of moves. Also Tauros was king because my Tauros wrecked shit and everyone wanted one.
