>>17953381http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVqdOZcIAfcDeciding to get all smug, you lean on the counter and take a gander at the phallus-shaped loaves on display, "I hear the bread in here is phenomenal, can I get a loaf or two?"
Punchy follows your lead and nods, he too leans on the counter, "Oh yeah yeah, I can get that for you, certainly. What kind of bread do you
KNEAD?"
"Any kind'll do, just make it snappy, my wife and I are busy on an adventure."
>'Heheh, h-he c-casually c-called me his wife again..~'Punchy Magoo takes out a particular loaf of bread from his glass display, "How about this one? I really think you'll
LOAF it."
"Hmm...It shaped like boobs, I don't know if I want that... How about that down there?" you point away from the boob bread to the dick bread.
The spooky-dooky doll shakes his head in disapproval, "Oh no, you don't want that bread, it has
GRAIN DAMAGE."
"Well, what about that one?"
"That one? Oh no no no, that one's infected, I was just about to throw it out in fact.
IT HAS A MOUSE INBREAD."
"...Right. I'll take the boob one in that case."
The doll gives you a wide smile as he rings the lewd loaf up for you in a brown paper bag, "Good choice, good choice my friend! This bread was the same recipe I used to win last year's Gay Pride Bake-Off! I hope you enjoy it, your taste buds will never know
WHEAT hit you!"
"Thanks, thanks! Now back to searching for that Wallflower..."
You're about to head out with Serenanina when Punchy Magoo suddenly disappears from the counter and re-appears in front of the door, "Wait!"
"Eh?"
"Did you say...THE WALLFLOUR?"
A) "What? Have you heard of it?"
B) "We talking about the same flower here?"
C) "Yeah, don't tell me you know where it is, do you?"