>>21372852Because it's a cute, dumb name.>>21372283Your hand can't help but find its way to her head, "D'aaawwww, that's cute, you think you can protect your little playground from the big 'oooool scary humans, huh? It's okay little goth kid, we don't bite.~"
"H-Hey, d-don't pat my head mister!! Y-You're just a big bully!"
"D'aaawwww, sounds like someone wants to be keepu'd!~"
Serena rubs her arm, a bit concerned over you and gushing, "Calem, get a hold of yourself. You're making a scene."
"H-Hey, let me down!!"
Against her protests, you lift up a pouty Gothie Coffee and hold her up to Serena, "Come on Serena, don't even lie. I dare you tell me you don't want to keepu her right the fuck now."
A pause follows as Serena and Gothie Coffee gaze at one another.
A) This is the option you should choose if you want to see the waifu break out of character and roll around in the flowers gushing with a goth kid.
B) "N-No..Not even."
C) "I have Psychic versatlility on my team. Thank you very much."
D) "I'm not fond of witty, talking Pokemon on my team, as opposed to you."
