>>46639360You think I didn't account for that? You fool? You absolute buffoon? You imbecile?
You genuinely think I won't know a Zoroark's disguise from my own servant? I've spent my entire life with Dark-types, and a Zoroark of my own.
Morpeko's Electric Terrain? It's not as though I can't feel that in the air, and my Shiftry will use Grassy Terrain to override it. My Malamar's Hypnosis will let me catch quick bursts of sleep between your assaults.
My own Dark-types will patrol my walls- Impidimps, Sableyes, and Weaviles, sliding between the walls to hunt for your Spiritombs, Weaviles, and Absols. Your Super Luck can easily be matched by my own Absol, after all. You're a fool for limiting yourself to only six Pokemon. A true Pilgrim of the Dark will enlist as many of his shadowy comrades at once.
You think your Incineroars can escape wthat easily? Krookodile and Mandibuzz will Block their escape. Krookodile's Earthquakes will destroy them while Mandibuzz flies easily above them, striking down their own attacks.
Embargo's item reductions won't harm me when I've been producing my own internal resources, and Bite will do nothing to my own Dark-type forces. Urshifu by my side will destroy any of your oncoming Dark forces, with my actual team- Urshifu, Grimmsnarl, Bisharp, Zoroark, Tyranitar, and Incineroar- making up for its weaknesses. Your attempts to Bite towards me will do nothing, and I will strike your forces down with my own onslaughts. This team has been selected for a reason- Each one runs either four attacking moves, or three and a setup move. The result? I can hit with any of the 18 elements. Dark may be my beloved, but this structure prevents me from having any blind spots.
You truly believe that I, the King of Dark- no, the Shadow Emperor- would not have accounted for these contingencies? Dark cannot defeat me, fool. Dark resists Dark, and this is why: Your schemes could easily dismantle a trainer of Psychics or Fairies, but not a scholar of Dark.
