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>Be 7
>Digimon World 3 at friend's house
>Shouts "Patamon, I choose you!"
>friend's jaw drops, he hits me in the back of the head
>"That's a pokemon thing don't do that"
>I ask what he hit me for, starting to cry
>He starts crying too only much harder, shouting something unintelligible about how Pokemon is stupid and they can't talk
>I say meowth can talk
>He gets on his feet, kicks his chair
>"NO POKEMON CANT TALK"
>He's red in the face, I'm alarmed.
>His mom rushes in, calms us down with icecream, and I go home after sitting around awkwardly
>My mom gets a call, interrogates me, asking what I said
>Not allowed to hang out with him again for a year, even when we're both on good terms
>Neither mom remembers
