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I work at the Nintendo Store in NYC. We just got new promotional banners and material shipments. Screencap this.
>Fire-starter is a red and white based lizard on all fours, solid black eyes and gill slits that leak plasma
>Grass-starter looks like a fat earthworm with tiny nubs for hands and feet, green stripes.
>Water-starter is literally a sea urchin with one eye, dark purple, blue tips.
>Legendary Pokemon are full ayy lmao
>Sun is YUGE male looking alien, overall white color with orange veins, rainbow colored centerpiece.
>Moon is female ayylien with a fat ass, dead serious, blue gelatin body. human looking as fuck. also rainbow colored centerpiece.
I'll upload photos if this thread doesn't 404 im on a fucked Nokia one so I'll only put in effort if you fags care
