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These starters suck! But hey, it's fine and not the end of the world. Sure, they suck hard, but just like when the last few Pokemon games had shitty starters, I could just transfer a different starter into my game and use that one instead. After all, I got Home and a freshly hatched Bulbasaur waiting to be transferred to my copy. Now that's a high quality starter I am looking forward to take on a whole new Pokemon adventure-
Hold the fuck up, I can't transfer Bulbasaur into the game? Are you fucking shitting me? BULBASAUR is not in the game!? FUCKING BULBASAUR IS NOT IN A FUCKING POKEMON GAME?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT!?