>>19357722https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04EShclPAa0Suddenly, in midst of the celebration, Dr. House brushes himself through the crowd to make your acquaintance. He has a priest's robe on, a bible in his hands that's actually a novelty bible with a slot for vicodin, and an obligatory fedora.
"I came as fast as /they/ told me that they needed somebody for the job. So I'm here, I'm here...to get hammered...and exorcise in spite of my stark atheism."
House wastes no time in confronting Skeeter Skidouche with a cross, the punk reels away from the cross' holy gleam, "I cast you out, unclean spirit!"
Entering another spazz-out phase, Skeeter rolls his head around and channels the powers of Azumao to throw the tone of his voice down ten pitches, "NO, NO, NO--THAT'S BOGUS, COMPLETELY BOGUS, YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELLLLLLLL!"
"It's the power of Christ! The power of Christ compels you!"
Hissing, Skeeter starts puking out blood while also covering his eyes, "BLAAARRGGH--KEEP AWAY, KEEP AWAY, YOU UGLY FOX SOW! Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you! LET HIM FUCK YOU!"
Well that's a first, someone gets to dispose of the freak of the week for you and you don't even have to move a finger.
House bonks the punk faggot with the cross, "I CAST YOU OUT! COME OUT ALREADY, LEAVE THE AUTISTIC DORK YOUR SPIRIT HAS POSSESSED ALOOOONE! AGAIN YOUR SPIRIT MUST WANDER!"
"NEVER! SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, FAGGOT!"
On second thought, this is going to be harder than it looks. And goddamn, House isn't that bad at this whole religion thing, it's like he's a completely different person when under garb, or he's just a good actor. Emphasis on the actor part.
A) Throw sulfur and other assorted powders on him.
B) Support House with a Rain Dance
C) Shove garlic in Skeeter's face.
D) Lure the autist back with something autistic.
