Quoted By:
HEY, FUCK YOU! This bitch is my team's new aegis, and your sweepers' worst nightmare! This fucker walls out special attacks, or it could even take a fucking EARTHQUAKE. That's right, the helix-tailed bastard can take anything you throw its way! Priority Fake Out, Sucker Punch, and Shadow Sneak. WHAT MORE COULD YOU FUCKING WANT?! Protean to fuck with your opponent's mind. Synergizes well with most teams. Nigger's mechanical and unpredictable to those unfamiliar with his level of FUCK YOU. Fuck Greninja. Fuck Goodragon. Fuck Hawlucha. Fuck Aegislash. Fuck Gengar. Fuck Tyranitar. FUCK ALL YOUR SHITTY METAGAMES!! Get yourself a Kecleon today, faggots.
