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It looks like someone slapped a plastic bird mask on a washed out middle aged burlesque tramp and then vomited strawberry yogurt on it to give that atrocious color palette. Then they decided to make perfume it's theme despite it has no connotations with it other than being a stinky French old hag with too much make up.That call creeps me the fuck out too, and it's fucking version exclusive with evolution induced by trade item, making it unnecessarily difficult to obtain for such a mediocre pokemon. Doesn't help that it's partner exclusive is a cupcake dog. Worst of all it's a fairy type some what ever the fuck reason. I wasn't that happy with fairy types in the first place but the good designs like Floette and Mega Mawile almost won me over. Then I saw this monstrosity looking at me with its dead red eyes overflowing with mascara, sticking its leg out as if it were a low class harlot. Jesus Christ game freak might as well call fairies the random shit type if you're just gonna dump whatever fucking garbage of a design you want into it. I don't see what perfume, cupcakes or flesh bows have to do with being a fairy but I trust there's some deep fantastic lore there.
>inb4 plague doctor
