>>56383436David EXISTS for the minimum wage quick buck. He used to sell Battle Frontier trophies in online auctions, but then bids started to dry up. At least he was smart to save the earnings. Now?
"Wait, so you want me to do this for 7.95 an hour? Pass."
>"But we need men now! How about 7.98?""Dude, you saw my resume. I do this for a living. Give me something better."
>"... 7.99?"Moments later
"OUT OF MY WAY, 7.99 HERE, NO TIP! MOVE OUT!!"
"I SEE THAT CARHARTT, I SEE THOSE HANDS. YOU AIN'T SHIT! I DO 85 A DAY, NO OVERTIME. LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"