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>New Pokemon project announcement day.
>Thousands of /vp neckbeardios and fans all over the world watching.
>Nintendo logo brightens up the feed, Masuda walks onto the screen.
>"Welcome to this announcement from Nintendo brought "Direct" to you.
>He does that faggy ass motion thing.
>Millions around the world tip their fedoras at the screen.
>"and now onto the announcement"
>*Fapping Intensifies*
> "We will be releasing a new HD Version of Pokemon: Battle Revolution to the Wii U, unlike previous instalments however, this version will utilise a unique way of playing, prease take a rook"
>The feed fades to black revealing Pikachu standing in the middle.
>The voice of Ash comes through, sending commands to Pikachu.
>As Pikachu follows them the world around it builds up, we realise it is fighting in an arena, running around on walls dodging shots from an opponent's Pokemon.
>The scene then downgrades into in game engine graphics, no change from the beautiful CGI we witnessed earlier.
>We see fighting and move selecting, but it is not turn-based, the players are issuing commands such as "Dash over to that wall!" and using the Wii U tablet to mark points on the arena."
>Pokemon fighting in real-time rather than turn based.
>Suddenly around the world the sound of both seething anger and fapping can be heard.
>A release date for the game is displayed and everyone on this board spills into a massive shitstorm, divided, some loving the idea to fight like the characters do in the anime, other pissed because there is less "Strategy", /vp becomes hell on 4chan, rape ensues.
Winter is coming, brace yourselves.
