>>13984057"mom can i have the new pokemon game"
"sweetie aren't you a little old for pokemon"
*makes unintelligible grunt/squeal*
"O-okay honey, you can have it for christmas! How's that?"
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN"
"F-fine... we can g-get it for you. J-just stop crying p-please."
*tips fedora smugly*