>>18448973"Books can't be fucking 'controversial', what can a book do to you? Rape you? How does it expect to do that without tagging you on a hit list first?"
You hand the android your library card, the one the school made you register for, and the one you rarely ever use, if at all, you can't even remember /using/ this thing.
Grashall scans the library card, and his face lights up with a fabricated smile, "That is almost exactly what I said when I first heard of the debacle! However, I made sure not to use such foul and intimidating language, now now, here you are, fellow reader! The Catcher in the Raichu for your report, please return it--approximately one week from this date prior to closing time. But if it just so happens that you cannot make the drop-in point, you may always return it utilizing the mailboxes outside and su--"
You dismiss all of his fagginess with a wave of your hand as you take back your card, your newly-borrowed book, and your receipt, "Yeah, yeah, whatever, douchefag. I got books to read, projects to do, and blogs to read about how to ALPHA THE FUCK UP so I get bitches once I become a trainer. I don't have time for virgos like you."
No genuine emotions means that Grashall can't take offense to that, "Ah, yes, yes! I understand, you do indeed sport the look of quite the busy bee! Now child, just one more iota before you depart!"
At the library's exit, you groan and then turn around, "Yeah? The fuck do you want now?"
"You do intend to return the book on its designated return date, yes? As controversial and appealing as The Catcher in the Raichu may be, I must inform you now that the copy you hold is a /first-edition/ in one-hundred percent flawless condition, donated by me from my personal collection!"
"Oh. Well I don't care, dude."
"But you are going to turn it back in, correct?"
A) "I guess. Whatever."
B) "Nope!~"
C) "No guarantees, tin can."
