>>30590798Lucky kids were able to have their first first Pokemon games involve mega evolving, genocidal and love-craftian poke-fusion capable antagonists, priority brave birding fire birds, sword-and-shield monsters, soaring on their waifus over an island while catching universe warped ancient gods, battling aliens in space on Fug; the forbidden one, having crushes and holding hands with not one but two(that's right, TWO) lolis, learning about multiple parallel universes from some Whismur fucking Pokeschool dropout, getting paid a million zenny to fight URUTURA BEESUTO with a purple haired John Doe milf and a alcoholic ex-International Cop that touches his retarded niece at night to quell the pain of having his friend eaten by a giant dindu mouth, all the while rubbing the space tits of his(her) 30' tall rocket bamboo weeaboo bitch.
And, AND....they'll get to do it all again on the Switch™(supplies limited) in Pokemon San ando Muunu: STARS! [Absorbtion flaps his arms really hard Edition]. Meanwhile, all I had as a kid was some game where I fight niggers with Zubats and cheating to get a cat stuck under a truck. WHOOPDE-FUCKING-DOO.
Kys genwunner.
