>>41239163"Sort of? It's not as visually linear looking. Like it's not a straight line like this place is, buuut the way you navigate it, eventually you do go around in a loop that appropriately scales the ferocity of the local wildlife. I used to live in Vaniville, which was perfect because you didn't have to worry about being harassed by giant living icebergs or boo boo keys."
"Did he just say boo boo keys?" asks the judge. "Run that back please."
"He did now," says the stenographer.
"Okay," Rillaboom nods. "So you paid the house off six months in advance, without ever stepping a foot inside, based completely on some imaginary phenomena the court cannot physically witness suggesting that it's safer for a homeowner to live in the southern edges of what you claim to be 'linear regions'. Is that right, plaintiff?"
"Y-Yes," you nod.
"So then, for the purposes of asserting the facts: what specifically caused you to back out of buying the property days from the move-in?"
"P-probably the fact that it was, um, haunted..."
"Define 'haunted'. What is 'haunted'? Why did you think it was """""haunted?""""" Please explain to the court what that even means."
A) It means it was fucking haunted with the spirits of the afterlife, multiple of which you physically saw haunting the building.
B) There were voices whispering to you constantly telling you to burn things, kill yourself, and commit tax fraud, and not even in that order.
C) The constant blood oozing from the walls.
D) The seller being a ghost himself didn't inspire any confidence.
