>>21834334You know, if I hadn't disposed of things as pithy and useless as emotions long ago, purging myself of imperfection, I would be most cross with you and the quintessential Neanderthal-esque antics of your entire primitive money-grubbing group of scoundrels. But since you approach me with level headed curiosity, I can confirm, yes, I am writing 'fan fictions'. But not just of Cyrus, nay, of all members of my glorious Galactic master race. Gods walk amongst us! You would do well to remember this.