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>Go to mexican video game stores
>Everything is going well
>Ask the nerd employee where can i get muh Keldeo
>Tells me to go to the girl with black shirt
>Girl
>This is going to be bad
>Ok, maybe she's one ugly landwhale, i can do this
>Go where the girl is giving out the keldeo
>She's a solid 7.5/10
>Shit
>One manchild and his father in front of me
>Good thing, now im not going to be the biggest loser in the line
>She is giving instructions to the manchild on how to obtain keldeo
>I try to get the Keldeo without her noticing
>Searching for a gift...
>Hurry up you shitty wireless
>Suddenly the father of the manchild is looking at me
>He is thinking im trying to steal his son's Keldeo
>I hide my DS
>Wait till the duo of faggots go away
>My turn in line
>"C... Can i get the keldeo?"
>"Sure, just go to mystery gi..."
>Alpha mode turned on, i got to show her i know my shit
>"and then i select wireless a-and pick it up at the pokecenter, right?"
>"Yes"
>she wants to fuck
>Download my keldeo
>Try to start small talk
>"so.. do they give you the cartridge after giving out the keldeos?"
>"no"
>Ok.jpg
>Say thanks and leave
>After leaving the store i start walking to the wrong direction home
>I walk around the whole mall because i dont want her to look me again
