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Here's my story
>be 9
>get pearl (I wanted diamond goddammit)
>technically not my first time playing pokemon, but I was too retarded to find Steven in a cave
>I picked chimchar because I clicked on him first and didn't know how to change
>named him fire
>didn't know I could change the order of my pokemon at first, so chimchar mostly saw battle
>hated using the other pokemon because I trained my starter high enough for him to one hit KO all my opponents
>Teach chimpchump rock smash
>think it is the most powerful move of all time.
>use rock smash on any pokemon my pokemon is weak to
>got through most of the game using this strategy
>didn't realize I put an exp share on bidoff
>he started pissing me off by leveling up
>threw him in a box
>"what does 'release' do"
>released my 2nd favorite pokemon
>didn't want eevee becoming glacion
>threw on an exp share at the snow part
>purposly killed the lake spirits because "I already used the master ball on palkia so what's the point"
>get to pokemon league with only Infernape properly trained
>why can't I beat it?
>grab palkia and go back in
>get ass kicked again
>wtf he's a legendary! This game is broken.
