>>29578136So like since your dumb as nails I will give you a story about my granpappy
>be him about 12 years old going to school>he had stayed up all night planning out a cool club house design>he had gotten a hunting rifle from his father the year before and he really wanted to use it and keep his trophies he's found>so he got his friends all together and built a shack near the old ramsly lake>they were all excited to try out the old beaten up rifle they gave my granpaps, and so they went hunting with it.>found an old buck who was already starting to slow down from age, and somehow hasn't been eaten yet.>they shot and carried that bad boy back to the shackNow in those days you knew how to skin and eat a goddamn wild animal, so they did
>the venison was mighty fine, and they even hung some up to make jerky out of>been five and a half years since I had a decent pussy, using my wifes dead frozen body just didn't have the charm it used to, so I called up a local hooker, it wasn't as bad as you guys are thinking "OH the STDS OH the HUMANITY".. well the pussy was fine, and she ended up staying the night, we played Janga and Uno. She finally told me her name was Greg. I laughed but she was dead serious, I fucked a tumblrgina.. mfw I actually wanted to fuck her more because of this. 