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Fuck off you goddamn plebeian, hipster pieces of shit. Charizard is a god. Charizard has always been there, since the very beginning, has thrown flame from his mouth ever since pokemon's conception, and has been a badass since he was first thought up. I don't give a flying shit about his stats, because he's fucking Charizard, and, incidentally, a fucking dragon. He learns dragon rage, he flies with reptile wings, he breathes goddamn fire. I mean, have you ever even seen a dragon? FUCK. Charzard is a fucking dragon. There's a reason new players think he's awesome, and it's because he fucking is. Whatever the hell you chose is a fucking grain of sand in the beach of fucking Charizard. Charizard reigns supreme, over Mew, mewtwo, arcanine, fucking everything. Charizard is the fucking soul, heart, brains, and motherfucking backbone of the Pokemon universe. You deserve to die a slow painful death in a goddamn cave full of zubats. Nothing you ever do will ever amount to the sheer power and potential of Charizards creation. Charizard is god. Gaze into his eyes, and there you will find the universe. All hail Charizard!
