>>42214141>need a breather after NYE>walk around town>notice gyms turning yellow one after another>same 4 accounts always drop a blissey, metagross, snorlax and dragonite>names are the same word with varying numbers>scout ahead to one gym that's still not yellow>notice some fat fuck trudge towards it>phone in both hands>2 splitscreen instances of pogo open on each of them>sits down on the bench nearby, it protests with a loud, unsettling creak>hear him furiously tap the screens>drops another blisgrosslaxnite set, reaches into one of his pockets, take out something and devours it while making the most disgusting munching noises known to man>struggles to get up and leaves, panting like he ran a marathon, hear a burp in the distancethe only gyms he did not take were located on steep, uphill streets, including one near my place
