>>18594904http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJ1B_2b17s"What the...WHEN DO YOU EVEN HAVE TIME FOR THIS?!"
"FOOL! When you care this much about something extremely dire to you--"
"--THEN YOU SIMPLY MAKE THE TIME!"
That doesn't do much to calm you down, "THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING! I thought you said you were trapped under Parfum Palace, how does that shit work!?"
"FOOL! I'm a ghost with ghost hands. I simply ripped open a hole in the time space continuum and--"
"--and then used that worm hole as a teleporter from one place to the other, AND IT IS THERE THAT I, THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY HEXCALIBUR FROM THE FIFTH GENERATION--proceeded to relax my hand on a pie for mixed amounts of time! The longest being the 47th championship, in which my hand graced upon the pie for approximately three-hundred and sixty-five days, twenty-three hours, fifty-nine minutes, and fifty-five seconds. The shortest of those being the 48th championship, which I immediately won following the 47th because it lasted a full year!"
You heave a sigh, using your free hand to pinch your temples, "Well whatever, I mean, at the very least this means that if either of us win the competition, then we can share the pie with the other and--"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPGcpIXeA-4"HOLD IT.--"
"NOT ON THE SKIN OF MY IRON BLADE, holder's keepers, FOOL. If you must know, I happen to play for keeps, and now that I have two hands on me this year like most humans, MY POWER HAS INCREASED TWO-FOLD! You stand a fool's chance in the freezing Netherlands of besting me, you spineless crone! That, and my blade is the one of the few in the known universes that can perfectly cut a pie without fail, and the tangy aroma emitting from the crust upon cutting it, it's the kind of scent that sends me through the ROOF--SO, I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK--"
"--BUT NOT REALLY!"
