>>19352533"Alright coach, I'm too deep in so there's no backing out now. I'm on a tag-team ski race down the deadliest mountain in the region and if I lose then my daughteru's virginity will be nabbed by a punk douche resurrected by the powers that be. What actions do you recommend I take in order to ensure that I sweep and steal the gold trophy here?"
Your coach is nowhere near motivated to help you out with your issues.
"FOOL! You're going to lose because you are an incompetent twit! Forfeit now and save the embarrassment that is to come, for it is a well-known fact that you are terrible at braking, while the blank slate can't even move herself five inches per hour! THERE'S NOT EVEN A ONE IN A MILLION CHANCE YOU'D MAKE IT...FOOL!"
"Geez, I really thought you'd be more supportive than that.."
"You /thought/."
