>>16909591"HARIYAMA. HARIYAMA. HARI HARI HARIYAMA."
Froakie pinches the bridge of his nose, this can't go well. It's only your first fight and your first opponent is a fucking Hariyama. It looks like you can kiss that fucking Christmas bonus goodbye.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND IN THIS COOOOOOORNER! We have the LOWEST of the LOW the BOTTOM...EST OF THE BOTTOM...THE HARI OF THE YAMA....HAAAAARYIAAAAAMA!"
"Hari, hari, HARIYAMA!"
"And over here we have some whipped twig loser boy from Vanilla Land or some shit--GIVE IT UP FOR TWIG BOY!"
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The announcer sighs, "Riiiiiiiight....Well then, let's get this fight started! Now just remember, ANYTHING goes--so uh, if you get your ass kicked twig-boy, it's all on you. REMEMBER HITS ON THE DICK ARE ILLEGAL--ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS!"
Jingle bells rather than the standard bell fare commence the fight.
"Hari hari hari YAMA Hariyama, HARI HARI, HARIYAMA!"
His first blow is a Fake-Out to your precious little boy cheeks, and that stings like a fucker.
This is going to take some strategy.
>What does Calem do next?! 