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wtf is this cutesy wholesome ass bullshit.
I WAS PROMISED AN UNPLAYABLE, BUGGY, SOULLESS CASHGRAB, and all i got from my $60 was a fulfilling and warm feeling reminiscent of my childhood. I was lied to. Someone OBVIOUSLY put time and fucking effort into this fucking game. 5 minutes in, i expect the shadows to fuck up, nothing. LADDERS WORKED PERFECTLY FINE. I spun my control stick in a fit of anger. MY CHAR SPINS EVEN FASTER AND DOES A LITTLE DANCE. Someone *expected* that. Someone cared. IM FUCKING LIVID.
