>>49388475Just thought of some more
>Any resemblance between me and that Riamu bitch is purely coincidental.>Of course they're real! Go ahead and feel them if you don't believe me.>I wasn't the one who caused that one girl to die. Yeah I bullied her, but she was the one who hung herself.>This is the closest you'll ever get to touching a real woman so be sure to enjoy it.>*Sings the entirety of Toxic by Britney Spears*>One time when I was drunk, me and Slowpoke... Actually nevermind, I can't deal with another scandal right now. 