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>bro what if Ditto was a whore
>bro what pokemon centers just euthanized injured pokemon and replaced them without the trainer knowing
>bro what if mowing the lawn eviscerated all the pokemon hiding in the tall grass
>bro what if Creationists lived in the pokemon world and denied evolution
>bro what if mushshrooms were like psilocybin
>bro what if fire flowers were like weed
>bro what if Bowser kidnapping Peach was just an illicit affair
>bro what if Mario went into a warp pipe and got covered in raw sewage
>bro what if Mario jumped into a brick block, but instead of shattering apart it just caves his head in
>bro what if Link searching for rupees was like breaking & entering