>>12445547http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGCaD2eFt-gYou and Lucy walk outside, only to see a giant Tangela rampaging throughout Sandgem Town.
Because a giant malevolent space medusa isn't considered normal to the community, all breaks loose, "Oh crap! What the hell is that!?" you yell out with a twitchy eye.
Lucy taps her chin, as if recalling something, "It appears to be another one of those Giant Flashy Sparkly Moon Monsters from Space, in other words, an Angel. It must have used its shaggy appearance to slip by undetected. After all, no one would suspect a giant hovering bush."
"It doesn't look very angelic..."
"Yeah well, that's irony for you kid, those abstract nuisances will do anything in their power to obliterate everything you love without a lick of remorse. You're going to have to kill it."
"Well yeah, I kinda saw that comi- WHAT!? Aren't you going to help me or something?!"
Lucy retrieves a can of beer from seemingly nowhere and begins to drink it, "Not on my off-day I am, why don't you go to headquarters and get in that evan-jelly-lion? I'm sure Rowan knows his shit in a situation like this."
"I...I don't think you pronounce it like that.."
"I know." she says with a wink and a smile.
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You waste no time in heading back to the laboratory. After verifying your identity at the front door, you rush inside, where scientists are practically screaming about in fright. Even though it's not the first Angel, they all become You 2.0 and piss their pants whenever they see one.
Or, well in this case, You 2.22.
"PROFESSOR ROWAN, PROFESSOR ROWAN, PROFESSOR ROWAN!" you shout loudly, bursting into his office with the force of a thousand sun goddesses. Unfortunately, Rowan seems to be more affiliated with....other things.