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I'd go with Relicath.
Think about it. Relicanth is a deep sea pokemon so most pepole won't even know what the fuck it can do
It has some decent moves and surprisingly good stats on the physical side and it's incredibly easy to care for, just let him in the coast and you've already taken care of it's hydration and feeding
after all it is the ultimate life form
As for starters, i share OP's supreme taste with torterra
