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Sounds of sirens blew into the night. The police cruisers, other people and neighbors went outside to see what was happening.
"MrroaaAAAAR" Zombie Lyra crawled her way to my Typhlosion like that one ghost from Grudge. Creepy but not intimidating. "Typhlosion, Slash!"
Wam, direct hit.
Shes still not dead? Do I need garlic or holy water or something?
"Whats going on here one of the cops shouted."
I ignored them of course. Then.. people.. started cheering me. They started cheering me on. Unbelievable! She must really be a crazy bitch!
Then suddenly a large tail slammed on top of Lyra, smashing her into a non-existing pulp.
A Steelix? It was Jasmine!
"Whats happened? I went for a walk and suddenly I heard an explosion.. so I called the police."
"Y-you saved me.."
"Y-yeah?"
"Hahaa..hahaahahah."
"Yeah heheehe. I guess I did!"
The cops were now in the fray "All right people move out, nothing to see. Young man? Who are you?"
"Uhh Gold, officer."
"Weird name. Who was that you were fighting?"
"Well sir you're probably not going to believe me but.."
"Lyra? Oh well that's ok then."
"Really?"
"Yeah, dumb bimbo thinks she can do whatever she wants around this town.. i once caught her trying to rape our Ampharos. Caught her in time too. Poor thing was traumatized."
"You don't understand officer... she was possessed by the devil himself. Everything she did, was because she couldn't control it. She was a sin trapped in a little girls body. Trying to escape.. when she died. She felt relief. Thats what she wanted. To die. It wasn't us who killed her. It was Beauty who killed the Beast."
"Sssoooo... was that a metaphor or a declarative statement? Or were you just quoting Slaking Kong?"
"Dunno.. I'm too tired to think. Take me home, I'm hungry. Let's go DICKS."
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