>>52601682>>52601690>>52601717>You're literally trapped in a picnicWho said I was multitasking in Pokemon? Nonsense, my friends, I was multitasking in this beautiful world that we live in. While I was hatching my next shiny starter, I was reading up on Machiavellianism and practicing my skills with the cello. Once I felt that I have absorbed the knowledge I needed for the time being, I hatched eggs at a leisurely pace and was delighted when one with the proper IVs, ability and nature hatched as I had the foresight to plan that.
Unfortunately for my outcucker friends, they've been stuck staring at the screen this whole time, straining their eyes to see that Maushold shiny. Too bad they still need to spend even more money just to make it somewhat usable in battle.
It's poetic how they must forfeit their hardearned money and time to achieve a fraction of the breedgod's greatness.