>Mt. Pyre>Here rests the earthly remains of Shenzi, Steve, and Rocsof>I miss you guys>Go outside and find Jimi the Vulpix>MANDATORY ON-THE-JOB TRAINING, swap out Wurms for Jimi>Evolve Jimi, give her Fire Blast and some Calciums, and go back to Mt. Pyre>Climb the mountain to find power ranger cosplayers and pirates have stolen balls>Go to Jagged Pass and find the cosplayers' hideout>Boss Red Ranger uses his blue ball to wake a sleeping Megazord>It runs away>Like normal people would if woken by a Red Ranger cosplayer>He gets mad at me about his B.O. so I punch Maxie's nerd mouth as he runs away sobbing>Go to Slateport>Submarine gets jacked by pirates>Makes sense>Go back to Lilyport to fight pirates>Punch all the pirates' mouths, plus the first mate>Captain fled in a sub like a fucking modern day pir-->Like he would>Mossdeep City, fight a bunch of tag-teaming psychics>Twin gym leaders oh fuck>Lead with Rodan and Shin>Rodan tanks Xatu's hits and Shin cuts Claydol in half>Swap Rodan for Max, who bolts Xatu to hell>Shin has a hell of a time dealing with faggots using nine Hyper Potions while everyone targets Max>Fuck y'all, Max bolts the rest to hell before Solrock can Flamethrower>Punch retarded twins in their mouths>I'm an equal-opportunity mouth-puncher>Catch Blackmoore the Swablu at Route 115 and train his ass into Altaria-hood>Punch Maxie in the mouth with Steel-boy's help>He teaches me to hold my breath underwaterWas super scared Rodan or Max would'a died, they both were in the red after the twins. I had to swap out Rodan, but flying types that aren't Wingull/Pelipper are fuckin' scarce. Plus I missed my chance for Skarmory, so there's that. Swablu was my only bet that wasn't Zubat, so I lucked out on Route 115.
>>35108305Likin' the comics so far, keep it up!
