>>15806066There's a really pretty lady in my accounting class that plays hers before the prof rolls in.
I'm a little jealous just because being that attractive means you can do all sorts of embarrassing shit in public and not give any fucks. A story related to this:
>test day>she gets up and disappears for like 20 mins>I figure she's looking over notes somewhere, but her purse and everything is still at her seat>she gets back, prof asks her where she was and what took her so long, clearly suspecting the above>she asks, straight-faced and monotone: have you seriously never had to shit for 20 minutes straight?>sits back down>silence>prof just kinda nods with a weird look on his face and goes back to his work 