>>18466995You decide to stick your thorn-ridden hand in your mouth for absolutely no reason at all. All you succeed in doing is spreading the thorns all over your roof, tongue, and uvula.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT? WHY? WHAT THE HELL? WHAT KIND OF CRUEL GOD WOULD ENTICE ME TO DO THA--"
"Timber."Using his sick sword, Grashglik cuts down a pretty long tree in one fell swoop, and it begins to tip over in your direction.
"Ohgodohgodohgod--YOU'RE INSANE, DOUCHEFAG!"
A) Outrun the tree's predicted crash zone!
B) Tumble out the way nigga!
C) Let it topple over you.
