>>11756137As soon as the results are in, you check them, only to be disappointed with the landslide results.
"Really? Really?" you stare at the reader.
"You guys are making me do this, seriously?"
You sigh, there's just something off about that boy. He's skinny, about your age all those years ago, you have NEVER seen him eat a morsel, he's on the computer all the time doing who knows what, and he only seems to ever connect with Yancy.
To be fair, Yancy's always wanted a child of her own, and was devastated to learn alongside you a few years back that
she is unable to have children.Why did you and her have to adopt one of the world's most boring-est (Is that a word?) kids ever?
He doesn't eve like Pokemon. Kids today, they don't like the very beings that made your life meaningful way back when.
You pinch the bridge of your nose, just outside his door.
>What's your loser son's name? Preferably something serious and not ironic/buzzword/cancer-related[/spoiler\ 