>>55192737I'm at the stage that goes beyond acceptance: The stage of not giving a flying fuck anymore because the game doesn't actually concretely explain ANYTHING and EVERYONE is an unreliable narrator because we never got to meet Heath or find any evidence of his expedition beyond "da tutel is real :D", when the rest could still be bunk because Briar, despite wanting to prove Heath wasn't a liar, focuses EXCLUSIVELY on the Marketable Turtle because they really, REALLY want toddlers to go cry to mommy to buy Terapagos plushies and action figures.
I don't even give a fuck about waiting for Horizons to explain how the goddamned turtle and its crystals work either, they're magic jackoff crystals that do whatever the narrative needs them to do and there was never any deeper thought put into it, plot comprehension be DAMNED.
