>>20016788The best way to get rid of a murderer is to hit them where it hurts--quite literally in fact. Your instincts and fear maximize your strength by a thousand fold, giving you the edge and power to punch the knife-wielding psycho in the face.
"YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOOOOOOOOTY!"
You hear a bone snap as your punch makes contact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWYatodyoMs"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-My n-n-nose, m-my nose, I--I heard something p-pop!"
To your shock, it's not a murderer at all, what a wacky easily misinterpreted sitcom shenanigan scenario. Anina rips off the hockey mask and starts hyperventilating rapidly, blood is dripping down her broken nose by the galleon, she starts twitching faster than Marty McFly.
"Y-You--C-Calem wh-why did you do that?!"
A) Play the *tips fedora* card on Anina to make things better.
B) "I just don't really like brownies, okay?"
C) "W-Wha?! Self-defense, SELF-DEFENSE, I was in my right!"
D) "D-Don't fucking sneak up on me like that!"
