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>on bike
>hatching shit because why not
>see 2 kids battling gym
>one of them locks eyes with me
>"HEY MISTER, WE HAVE TO BATTLE"
>can't battle with anyone so have no idea what he's talking about
>"HEY, OUR EYES HAVE MET, WE NEED TO BATTLE"
>run towards me
>gun it as fast as I can
>phone vibrates
>wild Psyduck
>trip bike over something and land ass first
>for all I know I could've actually tripped over that very same Psyduck
>"HEY!"
>kid is now very close
>try to get up
>leg kinda hurts
>kid tackles me to the ground
>"FINALLY! I CAUGHT YOU!"
>pulls down my pants
>what.png
>proceeds to give me blowie in front of neighbourhood
>bust a nut on his face
>"WOW! YOU'RE SO STRONG!"
>licks baby gravy off of face and walks back towards gym
>stare in bewilderment at what has just occurred
>look at phone
>Psyduck is still there
>he saw the whole thing
>catch it
>name it Quackers
