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>be 5, 1st grade
>ds lite just released
>all the kids at my school are showing each other their mons
>I have almost nothing
>go to the afterschool program
>walk up to my only friend there (he was in the 5th grade then)
>tell him I got no good mons to show
>fucking og friend hooks me up with a LEVEL 100 NIDOKING
>FeelsGoodMan
>walk into school next day
>i'm king of the 1st grade plebs with my nidoking
>notice classmate of mine never looking away from me
>probably an autist move along
>go back home and play pokemon right away
>cart is gone
>ohshit.jpeg
>fucking asshole classmate stole my cart for the nidoking
>ask him politely for cart back
>he agrees but he keeps the nidoking
>no
>i kick him with all my force in his balls
>he's crying
>steal his ds and run
>got the nidoking back
>missionsuccess.png
>give his ds back the next day with a note inside
>"try me again"
>he did, many times
he threw the whole book trying to steal my cart again, and wouldn't stop until the end of second grade when I got pearl and moved all my good mons there and claimed I wiped my diamond cart (which had the nidoking)