>>16415816[Meanwhile. . . ]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg7iCEZ-8b0"I entered the city of Shalour with a misanthropic disposition towards all of the asses living there... I've never been to this town, but I could already tell that it was one wrong stop. I picked up a ton of hitchhikers in my day but the ones I've been getting recently do nothing but ramble on and on about weird predicaments going on... Conspiracies. I get them every single day."
"There's always something going on in this region. I notice it whenever I prowl the endless highways on the 'ol truck... There's conflict everywhere... I've seen it all, rats getting ganked by birds, birds getting donked by rocks. Who started it? Rats say the frogs did, birds say it the frogs hired the turtles, the rocks say it was their cousins, the fellas underground who wanted to frame them, keep suspicion in the air after the fireballs go out..."
"That's straining my name badly. My underground. It's not what it used to be. I can drive down this road forever and do what I need to, make a living just driving the roads until I keel over, but nothing will change. Nothing will ever be the same as it used to be, and that's something I've come to terms with recently. I don't like it, but I get used to it, I get used to the weird things that seem to happen in this world everyday. It ain't my fault, I got nothing to do with it. I just make a living."
"And that's probably all I'll ever do, to be honest. This truck is my home. The people I meet, the places I go to, all of the things I experience, that's all just icing on the dusty, dusty, milk cake."
"Uh. . . Hey dude? Can you quit talking for a minute? I thought you were going to drop me off by the bus station."
"We've been here for the past minute, son."
