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>Gen 2 is released
>Bunch of kids running around trying to farm enough for a Tyrannitar, or a Typhlosion
>I know my calling
>I know my mission
>Spend weeks at local park away from the groups
>Everyone spending their stardust on powering up their Suicunes and Lugias
>I quietly work towards my goals
>Alienate myself from my family and loved ones
>Gathering stardust, transferring all pokemon but one
>The day comes
>Some fresh-faced young kid turns his hat backwards to take their first gym
>My gym
>They clear through the first couple of levels pretty easily, and then they see it.
>What I've been working on all this time
>Max IV shuckle, top of its class in the Navy Seals
>They attack and attack, til their fingers are bleeding and numb
>230 Defense value
>The Pokemon trainers fall, collapsing of exhausting as it stands over them, with its same blank stare
>My gym is never defeated
>You don't fuckle with shuckle.