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Last time, on CYOA...
>"Oompa loompa doopity doo, we are trademarked characters, moot. We will sue / Oompa loompa doopity dee, rabbits don't belong in a chocolate factory"
>It's mother fucking Michael Jackson.
>"Ph'hglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Gaben'sMansion Wgah'nagl fhtan"
>You could have escaped through the gate of Yog Sothoth, or tried to save Half Life 3, but instead you decided to be a goddamn warrior hero, and as you look up at the triumphant form of Cthulu you curse the anon who decided to bring a Lovecraftian horror into this.
>You smile grimly as your universe, Gaben included, is thrown into the void and torn apart. Maybe...maybe next time, you'll get to play it.
BUT ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT. NEW DAY, NEW ADVENTURE.
You wake up. It's your tenth birthday, you shithead. Professor's lab is right next door.
What are you gonna do, nerd?
1 or 9.
