>>13489959"Poor Little Timmy, do you happen to be homosexual by any chance?"
"No sir, I have a wife and three kids!"
That actually takes Scorpio by surprise, "Well isn't that a hootenanny! But in order for that to happen, wouldn't you need to be a Clefable by now?"
The Cleffa coughs up clouds of soot, "I'm Level 32, sir. I haven't evolved because I'm not happy enough with my occupation to even bother..."
Immediately, Scorpio resorts to a conclusion, "EVERYONE! COME CLAP FOR POOR LITTLE TIMMY! HE NOW HAS THREE- NO. FOUR WEEKS DOUBLE-PAID VACATION! COME APPLAUD THE NEW SAVIOR OF BIMEACLA CORP! THE
THUNDER OF THE CENTURY!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0The entire staff drops their pick axes and celebrate in a 180-degree from what they were all like moments earlier.
With that, Poor Little Timmy scuttles out the facility with a big smile as bouquets of roses and other assorted flowers are merrily tossed at him.
