>>22634846"See here's the shimmy Calem, if there's one thing I don't like about Pyroar," Malva explains to the tune of her lioness whimpering, "it's that all of her abilities are terrible! Except for one, RIVALRY!"
"R-Rivalry!?"
"Yes, Rivalry! That's what I said, grandpa!--Get a hearing aid!--Here's how it works: If the opponent is the opposite gender of the Pokemon that has Rivalry, its Attack & Special Attack is decreased by twenty-five percent! Just like our scenario here!"
"Wait, Pyroar's power was DECREASED before we even began? B-But that doesn't make any sense, she still put up a good fight!"
"She put up a good fight because she can deal with the disadvantage, dumbass! But it seems you're a little bit TOO good, so I need to throw her a bone.. literally. Now back to our little battle lecture: If power is decreased when the two foes are opposite genders.."
Malva cracks a smug smile.
"What do you suppose will happen when they're both the same..?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=074cp3EWd9APyroar whips her hair back and forth like she's possessed or some shit, rapidly increasing the growth of her mane and fur follicles. All while a censored black rectangular box starts to develop between her thighs.
"PyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" if you pause, you can pinpoint the exact moment her screams change pitches.
By the time the transformation is complete, Pyroar is no longer a bitchy chick, but a fully-fledged dude--no trap strings attached. His mane is now flaring and dominant, much like the fifty foot log of thick wang hanging down there. To complete the package of male superiority, Rivalry gives him the benefit of a power boost.
"Yeah, that's right," says Malva, "Pyroar has mastered the ancient technique of GENDER BENDER NO JUTSU!"
