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Of all the quirky, futuristic things you've done today on this ship full of extraterrestrials, none of it compares to the awkward hell that you face when you enter the ship's elevator with Miss Leading no more than a foot or two away from you.
No free space permitted.
No personal bubble.
CRAMPED.
CRAMPED.
CRAMPED.
You can only hope to holy fuck and all there is to the heavens above that she doesn't say anything that could make this already claustrophobic experience head even deeper down the shithole.
But, she does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TThddZL5Bc"Calem, why did you let her kiss you like that?"
"W-Wha!? T-That wasn't a kiss! That was indirect! INDIRECT! S-She sent a fish to kiss me, a-and it wasn't even a real one either, it was ON THE LIPS!"
